Rotten Tomatoes Post 18
Quick Update
MOOD: A-OK
CURRENT RATINGS:
FRESH: 8/10 8/10 Movie: Secret Window (2004)
Oh wow, I have not written anything in here for quite some time. So on to the massive updates…
You ever notice that when a group of Asian people are together, their combined voices sounds like squirrel chitter chatter? Seriously, I thought that I was in the magical land of Narnia and the woods were speaking to me, but oh no, its just Boss and Mr. Foo speaking about the market's reaction to the dollar against the yen. That or anime tentacle porn, I’m a little rusty on my Chinese, could have gone either way.
Speaking of anime, I bought a new anime graphic novel (these are called manga) that I would tell you all about but none of you really give a shit. Other new items in my room include the Evanescence CD (great, 5 stars!), and 3 boxes of donuts from the Inn. Shoe is my pusher man.
Back to the Inn, last Saturday was the infamous milk drinking contest. And I threw up hard, for the first time in almost a year. I used to throw up like once a week. I used to have weekly meetings with my face and a spot of porcelin that usually supports my stank ass. But for some reason I no longer had frequent vomiting which is what made it so special when I yakked all over the grass outside the Inn. For those of you that missed out on the festivities don’t you worry, its all on tape.
Someone that I know wasn’t there that night but seems to know all about it is Potsdam’s own resident cock sucking queen. I think her name is Tiffany. She was friends with a girl that one of my friends used to date back in the day. Ok, Kurt. So anyways, Kurt dates this girl’s roomie. And what does he discover? That the girl likes to give head. Now I don’t mean likes it as in she gives her boyfriend blow jobs o’ plenty. I mean that she will suck anyone’s dick. You can walk into the place and she says, coffee, soda, or a juicy hummer? This wouldn’t be so bad if she was hot, but she looks like Roseanne after a serious obsession with piercing. Well luckily for me, Tiffany knows all about the milk drinking contest and has repeatedly came up to me to talk. I know I asked to be milked during the contest when I had a half gallon of 2% in my gut. But maybe I should’ve been more specific. Of course the real question is, do I say no if its offered because you know, she’s nasty? Or do I say yes just because it would be so funny to call up Kurt and say guess who just took my load? Such difficult decisions. This combined with hearing about the girl that only takes it up the ass, and takes it from everybody, makes me question my college’s sexual morals (orals?).
Matt and Buttcheeks keep wanting to do more contests with me. Here’s a contest boys, which one of you brings a girlfriend to wing night first. And they’re off!
My phone bill is paid, now I will once again have the joy of Kurt calling me up to say, “you’re gay!” and then hanging up. And I thought I had nothing to do, at least he does it when it’s past 9 for his cell bill.
Two bad things about Potsdam this week. Jersey Girl isn’t opening here on Friday, and porn takes a week to download.
Oh yeah, I saw Secret Window too. Good movie.
Quick Update
MOOD: A-OK
CURRENT RATINGS:
FRESH: 8/10 8/10 Movie: Secret Window (2004)
Oh wow, I have not written anything in here for quite some time. So on to the massive updates…
You ever notice that when a group of Asian people are together, their combined voices sounds like squirrel chitter chatter? Seriously, I thought that I was in the magical land of Narnia and the woods were speaking to me, but oh no, its just Boss and Mr. Foo speaking about the market's reaction to the dollar against the yen. That or anime tentacle porn, I’m a little rusty on my Chinese, could have gone either way.
Speaking of anime, I bought a new anime graphic novel (these are called manga) that I would tell you all about but none of you really give a shit. Other new items in my room include the Evanescence CD (great, 5 stars!), and 3 boxes of donuts from the Inn. Shoe is my pusher man.
Back to the Inn, last Saturday was the infamous milk drinking contest. And I threw up hard, for the first time in almost a year. I used to throw up like once a week. I used to have weekly meetings with my face and a spot of porcelin that usually supports my stank ass. But for some reason I no longer had frequent vomiting which is what made it so special when I yakked all over the grass outside the Inn. For those of you that missed out on the festivities don’t you worry, its all on tape.
Someone that I know wasn’t there that night but seems to know all about it is Potsdam’s own resident cock sucking queen. I think her name is Tiffany. She was friends with a girl that one of my friends used to date back in the day. Ok, Kurt. So anyways, Kurt dates this girl’s roomie. And what does he discover? That the girl likes to give head. Now I don’t mean likes it as in she gives her boyfriend blow jobs o’ plenty. I mean that she will suck anyone’s dick. You can walk into the place and she says, coffee, soda, or a juicy hummer? This wouldn’t be so bad if she was hot, but she looks like Roseanne after a serious obsession with piercing. Well luckily for me, Tiffany knows all about the milk drinking contest and has repeatedly came up to me to talk. I know I asked to be milked during the contest when I had a half gallon of 2% in my gut. But maybe I should’ve been more specific. Of course the real question is, do I say no if its offered because you know, she’s nasty? Or do I say yes just because it would be so funny to call up Kurt and say guess who just took my load? Such difficult decisions. This combined with hearing about the girl that only takes it up the ass, and takes it from everybody, makes me question my college’s sexual morals (orals?).
Matt and Buttcheeks keep wanting to do more contests with me. Here’s a contest boys, which one of you brings a girlfriend to wing night first. And they’re off!
My phone bill is paid, now I will once again have the joy of Kurt calling me up to say, “you’re gay!” and then hanging up. And I thought I had nothing to do, at least he does it when it’s past 9 for his cell bill.
Two bad things about Potsdam this week. Jersey Girl isn’t opening here on Friday, and porn takes a week to download.
Oh yeah, I saw Secret Window too. Good movie.
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