Rotten Tomatoes Post 21


Movie Week Review 2

CURRENT RATINGS:
ROTTEN: 5/10 5/10 Movie: Wrong Turn (2003)

Wrong Turn

This goes the opposite way of the last review. With any hot chick (Eliza) start your review at 10, and take away a point every time something stupid happens. Now if I told you that one of the guys in this movie drives a car, climbs a 100 foot ladder, jumps to a tree, does a balancing act, and puts on a rousing display of the finale of Riverdance with the killer inbred rednecks, what would you assume? That he has 2 legs that work? Oh, but you would be wrong. He takes a bear trap or arrow or wild mongoose or something to his leg and needs to make a quick but useful crutch out of a sapling. Yet he somehow continues to kick serious JRC ass. There isnt anything original in the movie, the stoners and the kids that have sex, and the stoned fuck buddies, and the fuckin stoners are the first to die. And oh yeah, the prettiest people, and the people who arent dating when the movie starts will be the ones that dont die. Oh dont bitch like I ruined it, whoever is listed first in the cast is guaranteed not to die. The movie keeps its 5 cuz I have a serious jones for some Dushku cooter.